3 Stupid Fears
I AM AFRAID OF EVERYTHING! Seriously, I’ve written lots and lots of words about fear. I started writing about fear and social anxiety early in my blogging career and just kept going from there. You could say that it might be a common theme of professional adultism. I don’t think I can go more than […]
LINE! (#Scintilla13)
My brain is a lot like Wikipedia. It absorbs all this knowledge, and for a while, it can just regurgitate it on command. Then, after years of being useful and helpful, it starts to jumble together with misinformation, hacked passages, and general troll graffiti. I used to pride myself on how well I could remember […]
Speculative History (#Scintilla13)
The snow is falling outside, coating the entire parking lot, including the pool area, with piles of freezing doom. I am sitting in my hotel. I am mostly warm and comfortable. I am debating summoning a pizza. Maybe even bread sticks. Possibly chicken wings if I’m feeling particularly adventurous. I keep looking out the window […]
Snow Fleeing Fail (#Scintilla13)
I want to start by saying, “I AM TIRED OF SNOW” Just as my body was acclimating to the nice, warm March spring, I heard the absolute worst news ever. Winter is coming… again… already. I stared in shock at the radar image on the news. Just over my home was this deep red blotch […]
Babysitting is Easy
Just about everyone I know has kids. Interestingly enough, almost all of them have kids of very similar ages. I’m pretty sure someone was putting something in the water. I’m eternally the odd-man-out in this regard. I do not have kids. I do not need to have kids. I’ve learned a couple of very great things about […]
Under The Sink (#Scintilla13)
I’ve never been opposed to tiny spaces. I like the cozy feeling of being cocooned in a protective shell. I’m even willing to admit that there have been times in my life when I have fantasized about sleeping in a coffin. No, not because of my weird goth phase, but because I like the feeling of […]
I Might Be A Douche… (#Scintilla13)
I do my best to avoid preconceived notions. I like to think I was put on this Earth to challenge stereotypes and blind idealism with superior wit, insight and volume. I go out of my way to make people feel like Grade-A Douches when they dare befoul my presence with their bigotry and ignorance. I’ve […]
Sobby Car Times (#Scintilla13)
If you’ve been a long time reader, you know that driving is very cathartic for me. I spend a lot more time in my car than most people probably find healthy If you ever feel the need to blame one person above all others for any kind of oil crisis, feel comfortable resting the blame square […]