#YouFoundMeHow – Crazy Search Terms That Brought You To Me in September

Earlier this week, Brad (Geekin’ Hard) set down and took a look at his analytics, specifically the keywords that brought people to his site. The results were different than he was expecting. He raised an interest across our small corner of the blogosphere and the next thing we knew, we were all pledging to take a look at our own search results to share in the bounty of humor.

We talked about making it a monthly thing, so I only looked at the last 30 days of my stats to get an idea of what was bringing the people in.

My Most Common Keyword

I thought I’d start by throwing out what brings people to my site the most, which, sadly, is “google music icon.” Well, whatever, google music fans, welcome. Actually I get a surprising number of people on my site looking for corporate logos and the like.

My Craziest Keywords

In no particular order:

  • free pic ass f@#$@% adult – I don’t even know.. I really don’t.
  • professional with a crowbar – Seems crazy until you spend some time here.
  • in the geek calendar which is the first day of the week – I’m not sure the Geek Calendar works like that, kid.
  • how to make your kids be ronald mcdonald – Not really the point of my article…

So, keeping coming back and enjoying the crazy. I hope I haven’t disappointed too many people with my lack of pornography.

8 thoughts on “#YouFoundMeHow – Crazy Search Terms That Brought You To Me in September

  1. This article needs a how-to!

    1. Brad over at Geekin’ Hard has added a couple of links for a basic how to. If you tell me what platform your running on, though, I can do a tutorial. Tutorials are fun and make my brain feel mighty!

  2. Stereo.* says:

    Since my stats haven’t been up long enough to catch anything awesome or strange, I have to give this month’s You Found Me How a miss 🙁

    Professional with a crowbar basically sums you up though. Très accurate indeed.

    1. That’s okay. We’ll catch you in October, I bet it will be a wild ride.

      Yep. “Professional with a crowbar” is going on my business cards now.

  3. Patti Murphy says:

    Fricken-A, Matt! I keep laughing and snorting and my co-workers think I’m having a psychotic break. Thanks!

    1. My co workers always think I’m having a psychotic break. Mostly because I talk to people they can’t see. It’s not my fault some people are invisible to everyone but me. It’s not like they make me do things, they just have suggestions.

  4. Geekin' Hard says:

    Awesome.  I’m apparently a clearinghouse for info on hookers in Vancouver… maybe I should re-read my past posts.

    1. I’ve been thinking that as well, I could probably stand to prune the archives a bit, anyway.

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