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You want an apology?

Tim Profitt, the former Rand Paul supporter that was caught on video smashing a woman’s shoulder in what appears to be the worlds first epic fail curb-stomp, wants her to apologize to him.

“She’s a professional at what she does, and I think when all the facts come out, I think people will see that she was the one that initiated the whole thing.”

“I don’t think it’s that big of a deal. I would like for her to apologize to me to be honest with you.”

What? That’s like saying, “You can’t charge me for rape, because she’s a hooker. I’d really like her to apologize to me for turning me on.”

DO WE FUCKING LIVE IN SAUDI ARABIA OR SOMETHING?

You know Tim Profitt, you’re really lucky we live in a country where our “progressive” Congress feels the need to give you due process.

I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt, you know. Show remorse for your actions, regardless of the reason, and I’d even be willing to forgive you. Its easy to get caught up in mob mentality in the heat of the moment.

But now, you’ve shown that you are a truly reprehensible human being. I hope that while you are being anally violated on a nightly basis in prison, which will be your fault for having such a sweet ass and a complete lack of masculinity, that you can learn a little bit of humanity and humility.

By the way, There is no human alive intelligent enough to be considered a real person that agrees with what you did, or what you’re saying. Especially not the people you claim you were “protecting from a deranged psychopath.”

Here’s a new litmus test for determining if someone should have the right to vote (or arguably breath):

If you agree with Tim Profitt that he should receive an apology from the woman he physically assaulted because its her job to protest candidates she disagrees with, you should never be allowed to vote for anything ever. Oh, an there’s a good possibility the world would be better off if you killed yourself.

Just saying.

“I don’t think it’s that big of a deal,” Profitt said. “I would like for her to apologize to me to be honest with you.”

Published by M.A. Brotherton

M.A. Brotherton is a writer, blogger, artist, and fat-kid from the suburbs of Kansas City, Missouri. He’s tasted a little bit of everything the Midwest has to offer, ranging from meth-tweaking rednecks in massive underground cave complexes to those legendary amber waves of grain. When he’s not writing, he spends most of his time screwing around on the internet.

3 thoughts on “You want an apology?”

  1. Lee says:

    Wow.

    I want to fill a reply with all the rage this Douche makes me feel. I can’t. He stepped on a woman, and expects her to apologize?

    In the youtube video, the people around him are pulling him off the woman. Maybe he should think about all the normal, non “bat shit crazy” people that do not want to be associated with that type of behavior.

    I’m speechless (it doesn’t happen often)

    1. M.A. Brotherton says:

      No crap. I can’t even begin to fathom how someone justifies their actions like this. This guy needs to go away for a long time.

      This guy is just lucky a vigilante hasn’t come after him, yet.

      Really, at this point its only a matter of time before he gets cracked from behind with a baseball bat.

      Or maybe I’m wrong, and Kentucky is still as ass-backwards as it was back in the 30’s.

      Colonel Sanders would be ashamed.

  2. Daniel Woodmansee says:

    The only time violence solves any problem is never. To demand an apology of this woman is beyond the normal ramifactions of the insane. And parts of Kentucky I have visited are pretty backwards.

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