I swear, there is something seriously messed up about my life… Somehow I went from being a bad cartoonist to being Lisa Frank on acid.
I was going to tell you about how disappointed I was in Missouri today, but it can wait until I’m ready to get good and liquored up and truly rant about it. That’s a bit for another time, if ever. No, today is a special day. It’s Wednesday, which means the blessings of Odin are […]
I told twitter the other day that my Vikings were my 3rd favorite thing to draw, behind pictures of myself being a lazy fat ass and penguins. It was suggested that it might be fun if I drew a Matt-Penguin-Viking that was actively Glitter Farting his way through space. Also, he should be holding […]
I have been getting a seriously large influx of requests lately on my doodle drawing time. I love it, but the work is starting to pile up. I think I need to figure out a good way to focus on one or two projects at a time. It’s getting crazy hectic up in the […]
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