Would you all like to know a secret? Be sure that you really want to know the answer before you say, “yes.” This secret will change the way you see yourself and the rest of the universe. Ready? Here goes: Candy Crush is not a game. Did I just blow your mind? It blew mine […]
I have from time to time, discussed my preference for using Facebook as my greatest time waster. I have lamented the hours of time spent building my pretend medieval society in Castleville. I have talked about my mad frog-shooting skills in Zuma Blitz. I have avoided talking about the fact that I am addicted […]
I hate romantic relationships. I am incredibly bad at them. I don’t play emotional games or tolerate drama for the sake of drama. I don’t put up with childishness1. That seems like something you should be able to defend, saying, “Bravo for you!” Too many people revel in juvenile children’s games and pretend that is […]