My name is Matt Brotherton, and I want you to make me a cyborg.
You see, I’ve been a big fan of your services and products since the beginning, or as near to as anyone can remember. I’ve been avidly loyal to you as brand, a company, and a creator of fine technologies. I use a ton of your services, and I have faith that the ones I’m not using you will continue to make more and more attractive, because that’s the company you are.
I also believe you when you say that the corporate motto is, “Don’t be Evil.” I believe that when you research and develop a product, it will make the world better in some way.
I’ve seen it with Google Search, YouTube, Gmail, and other services you offer. I’ve seen it in the outside companies and technologies you back.
This is why I am officially volunteering to be a test monkey for you.
I know that you are developing all of the technology now to build cyborgs. You’ve invested in augmented reality integration and have created a neuroprocessing super computer. I would not be surprised to discover that you were developing robot arms and legs, too. It seems like advanced prosthesis is right up Google’s research alley.
What you really need is a body to stick all of that technology in.
Since I’m basically doing nothing with my life and have complete faith in you as a Mega-Corporation that isn’t evil, I’d like to volunteer my body.
The only thing I can ask in exchange is that when we do reach the stage when I have super powers compared to the rest of humanity, you’ll allow me to use them for good.
With 100% Sincerity,
Matthew A. Brotherton