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Publicly Requested Digression: Glitter

So.. Here you go:

 

Tired of that embarrassing Glitter Based Flatulence?

GlitterSplostionButt

Never fear! There is a solution!

Try the brand new ASS CORK! And you’re problems will be gone forever!

CorkedButt

 

THANKS ASSCORK!

 

-From the Makers of DeathStabs – The Family Game for Ages 4-64!

Published by M.A. Brotherton

M.A. Brotherton is a writer, blogger, artist, and fat-kid from the suburbs of Kansas City, Missouri. He’s tasted a little bit of everything the Midwest has to offer, ranging from meth-tweaking rednecks in massive underground cave complexes to those legendary amber waves of grain. When he’s not writing, he spends most of his time screwing around on the internet.

11 thoughts on “Publicly Requested Digression: Glitter”

  1. Brandee says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    1. M.A. Brotherton says:

      I very much feel like this is a turning point in my doodling career.

  2. Tracy Mangold says:

    I AM FRAKKING ROLLING OVER AND AROUND ON THE FLOOR WRITHING  WRITHING IN LAUGHTER! I LOVE LOVE THIS MORE THAN I CAN SAY! YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY THEEEEEE AWESOMEST, MATT. BRILLIANT! BLOOOOODY BRILLIANT!

    1. M.A. Brotherton says:

      Thanks. Honestly, The Glittersplosion was pretty hard to do, but I draw what people ask me to draw. It is my way.

      Even if it makes me feel dirty afterwards.

  3. aduronia says:

    so just last night my boyfriend, a friend of ours, and i were gathered around my computer watching stuff on youtube, and we watched “log” from ren and stimpy – do you remember that? i feel like this could’ve been up there with “log” and “powdered toast man” – awesome work 🙂

    1. M.A. Brotherton says:

      It’s log, it’s log, it’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood!

      It’s log, it’s looog, it’s better than bad, it’s good.

      Huge John Kricfalusi fan. Especially Ren and Stimpy.

      You have no idea how much this makes me happy to read.

      1. aduronia says:

        for some reason i was pretty sure you’d be familiar with log 🙂 – and yay for the happiness!

  4. Lady *S* of Glitter says:

    I’m so glad T’s idea of ummm butt beads hanging down from ASS CORK didn’t make it. Because THIS IS THE STUFF OF WINNERS.

    1. M.A. Brotherton says:

      I’d like to pretend that I have a moral reason for not drawing anal beads, but we all know that’d be a bold faced lie.

      I have no dignity, I just missed that part of the conversation…

  5. Tracy Mangold says:

    you are my hero, matt. my hero. i worship the glitter speckled ground you walk on.

    1. M.A. Brotherton says:

      I’m not entirely sure I’m comfortable with that…

      who am I kidding, I was elected most like to be worshiped as a god by a primitive culture in high school.

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