Publicly Requested Digression: Glitter

So.. Here you go:

 

Tired of that embarrassing Glitter Based Flatulence?

GlitterSplostionButt

Never fear! There is a solution!

Try the brand new ASS CORK! And you’re problems will be gone forever!

CorkedButt

 

THANKS ASSCORK!

 

-From the Makers of DeathStabs – The Family Game for Ages 4-64!

11 thoughts on “Publicly Requested Digression: Glitter

  1. Brandee says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    1. I very much feel like this is a turning point in my doodling career.

  2. I AM FRAKKING ROLLING OVER AND AROUND ON THE FLOOR WRITHING  WRITHING IN LAUGHTER! I LOVE LOVE THIS MORE THAN I CAN SAY! YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY THEEEEEE AWESOMEST, MATT. BRILLIANT! BLOOOOODY BRILLIANT!

    1. Thanks. Honestly, The Glittersplosion was pretty hard to do, but I draw what people ask me to draw. It is my way.

      Even if it makes me feel dirty afterwards.

  3. aduronia says:

    so just last night my boyfriend, a friend of ours, and i were gathered around my computer watching stuff on youtube, and we watched “log” from ren and stimpy – do you remember that? i feel like this could’ve been up there with “log” and “powdered toast man” – awesome work 🙂

    1. It’s log, it’s log, it’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood!

      It’s log, it’s looog, it’s better than bad, it’s good.

      Huge John Kricfalusi fan. Especially Ren and Stimpy.

      You have no idea how much this makes me happy to read.

      1. aduronia says:

        for some reason i was pretty sure you’d be familiar with log 🙂 – and yay for the happiness!

  4. I’m so glad T’s idea of ummm butt beads hanging down from ASS CORK didn’t make it. Because THIS IS THE STUFF OF WINNERS.

    1. I’d like to pretend that I have a moral reason for not drawing anal beads, but we all know that’d be a bold faced lie.

      I have no dignity, I just missed that part of the conversation…

  5. you are my hero, matt. my hero. i worship the glitter speckled ground you walk on.

    1. I’m not entirely sure I’m comfortable with that…

      who am I kidding, I was elected most like to be worshiped as a god by a primitive culture in high school.

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