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Mowing – The Worst Chore Ever

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I actually hate mowing so much that I’ve developed a plan to never have to do it again, actually with back ups.

  1. Refuse and make my parents mow their own lawn.
  2. Pay a teenager to do it.

Brilliant!

Plants – What Food Eats

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Plants are what food eats. If the rabbit eats the carrots, and I eat the rabbit, than I’ve obviously also eaten the carrots, right?

Isn’t that the Law of Conservation of Energy at work?

Maybe there is a reason my eyesight is so bad.

Published by M.A. Brotherton

M.A. Brotherton is a writer, blogger, artist, and fat-kid from the suburbs of Kansas City, Missouri. He’s tasted a little bit of everything the Midwest has to offer, ranging from meth-tweaking rednecks in massive underground cave complexes to those legendary amber waves of grain. When he’s not writing, he spends most of his time screwing around on the internet.