Mowing – The Worst Chore Ever
I actually hate mowing so much that I’ve developed a plan to never have to do it again, actually with back ups.
- Refuse and make my parents mow their own lawn.
- Pay a teenager to do it.
Brilliant!
Plants – What Food Eats
Plants are what food eats. If the rabbit eats the carrots, and I eat the rabbit, than I’ve obviously also eaten the carrots, right?
Isn’t that the Law of Conservation of Energy at work?
Maybe there is a reason my eyesight is so bad.
Tags: Doode Day, food, lawn mowing