The last few days I have been getting very little restful sleep, mostly as the result of having my head full of ninjas. Their constant kung fu fighting has left my normally very short attention span non-existent. Of course, I believe there might have been some collatoral damage to my brain that has left me not with the sense making lately.
That is why I directing my administration to follow a strict “No Head Ninjas” policy.
Thank you, Congress, have some tea.