Doodles

#Doodle – Cheapest Halloween Costume EVER

Posted on October 15, 2012by M.A. Brotherton

THE CHEAPEST HALLOWEEN

COSTUME EVER

REQUIRED MATERIALS:

1 CARDBOARD BOX BIG ENOUGH TO COVER ALL THE JUNK IN YOUR TRUNK
1 CAN OF BLACK SPRAY PAINT
NO SENSE OF SELF WORTH

REQUIRED TOOLS

SCISSORS OR BOX KNIFE

OPTIONAL ADDONS

BOXER SHORTS
SKIN COLORED BODY TIGHTS

Terror Level:

MAXIMUM

I happen to have all the materials handy…

Published by M.A. Brotherton

M.A. Brotherton is a writer, blogger, artist, and fat-kid from the suburbs of Kansas City, Missouri. He’s tasted a little bit of everything the Midwest has to offer, ranging from meth-tweaking rednecks in massive underground cave complexes to those legendary amber waves of grain. When he’s not writing, he spends most of his time screwing around on the internet.

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