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#DailyDoodle – Difference

The Half Drunk Difference, Notice the Chin Butt.

One of the many fundamental differences between myself and @yeti_detective is that I will stare at you angrily, thinking about all the ways I want to murder you for your minor annoyance of me, while he will gleefully announce the terrible things you should do to yourself.

 

There are many others, including zoophilia.

 

I’ll let you figure out which one of us referenced ourselves as being a “horse slut” earlier this week.

 

If you guess wrong, I’ll probably stare at you angrily and think horrible violence upon you.

 

PS: Notice the Chin Butt… this is a real thing he has. It does make his head look like it has testicles at times.

Published by M.A. Brotherton

M.A. Brotherton is a writer, blogger, artist, and fat-kid from the suburbs of Kansas City, Missouri. He’s tasted a little bit of everything the Midwest has to offer, ranging from meth-tweaking rednecks in massive underground cave complexes to those legendary amber waves of grain. When he’s not writing, he spends most of his time screwing around on the internet.

2 thoughts on “#DailyDoodle – Difference”

  1. Lithium Ion Junkie says:

    You’re jealous of my manly cleft-chin, and so ashamed of your own cleftlessness that you’ve covered your face with Carrottop’s pubic hair. It’s ok to be a no-cleft, Matt. It’s ok..

    1. M.A. Brotherton says:

      I have determined that I will no longer call your most masculine of clefts a “Chin-butt.” Henceforth it shall be known throughout the world as “Faceticles!”

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