So, I totally heard some crazy things this weekend, but me assure you all of this one simple fact:

I cannot be held responsible for the broken brains of other people… no matter how many

psychedelic hallucinogens I force fed them.

It was all in the name of science… trust me.

Besides, I’m still holding onto my “Not My Fault” card, and it’s good for 3 more uses.

 

Seriously, it’s admissible in court. Believe me… or not. I’m not a lawyer.

Tags: Crazy, Daily Doodle, Drugs, Excuses