So, I totally heard some crazy things this weekend, but me assure you all of this one simple fact:
I cannot be held responsible for the broken brains of other people… no matter how many
psychedelic hallucinogens I force fed them.
It was all in the name of science… trust me.
Besides, I’m still holding onto my “Not My Fault” card, and it’s good for 3 more uses.
Seriously, it’s admissible in court. Believe me… or not. I’m not a lawyer.