About Me
M.A. Brotherton is many things, a mad genius, a gluttonous buffoon, and on occasion a dark avenger of the wronged. Mostly he's a man in his late twenties that has clearly made some bad decisions in life.
Of course, this rabbit hole goes much deeper.
#HalfDrunk #Podcast Episode 10 – Decasode – Crotchless Support Top Panty Hose
You’re probably better off not listening to this week’s episode. For the first time, Chris and Matt have found themselves with nothing to talk about! Well, almost nothing. Somehow they still managed to fill an hour of gibberish on the Internet.
Seriously, it will be a punishment for you to sit through this.
It was exhausting for us to make it.
Really, if it wasn’t for the ninjas, we’d have given up until next week.
3 day weekends throw off the flow… poor flow.
You have been warned!
If you’re still reading this, and possibly listening to the podcast itself.
I’m sorry.
So, very, sorry.
HalfDrunk Podcast Needs Your Help!
As I am writing this, I am beginning to feel the impending dread and doom of the ever encroaching 2012. This is not because I am afraid, as the Mayans were, that the sun would freeze in the heavens until we fought the demons back into hell by beating them at a game of head-soccer. I am instead worried about the impending end of 2011, and more importantly, the biggest HalfDrunk Project ever undertaken (which isn’t really saying much):
FULLY DRUNK – A YEAR IN REVIEW
Basically, I’ve gotten my hands on a bottle of cheap Pinot, and Well, Chris always has whiskey on hand, so we’re going to drink them, and then do a podcast reviewing 2011 and sending it crying home to it’s mommy like the little bitch that it was before embracing 2012 as the sexy new year in which we all get robot bodies, or mutate into dwarves, or get eaten by aliens, or something.
Possibly the year in which we all kick ourselves for not learning to play head-soccer.
What We Need from You! The Listener!
What great moments happened this year? What awesome things popped up in your world?
Did we miss it? Was it awesome?
We will be going through the entire 2011 line up.
So, submit your ideas soon, and send lots of them.
There is a drawing with prizes (TBA!)
Either comment here or send an email to HalfDrunkPodcast@Gmail.com
Then Tune in for the Special Year End Podcast, possibly even featuring special guests!
-MB
#HalfDrunk #Podcast Episode 9 – Obama killed Osama, but God killed Kim Jong Il
Tonight on the Half Drunk Podcast, Chris is drunk on tequila and Matt is sober and rationale… one of those statements is partially false, we’ll let you decide which one. Also, we talk about SOPA, Open Source Government, the Sex Lives of the Elderly, and tax laws!
Don’t miss a minute of the crazy fun that we put in your ear holes.
#HalfDrunk Podcast – Episode 8 – We Got Headsets
Look at us, we’re taking a step in the right direction with this podcasting thing because this week we put on headsets like real djs or something. Anyway, listen in as Chris and Matt discuss the finer things about the world, like corrupt data mining companies, if the LHC is really magic or not, and speak a bit of bad french.
No Seriously, we speak French in this one.
Sorry Britain.
ALSO, We’ve created a brand spanking new email, HalfDrunkPodcast@Gmail.Com Email us all your personal desires and things like that. We’ll discuss them on the Internet.
#HalfDrunkPodcast Episode 7 – Dead Baby Jokes are Funnier to Daddy than to Mommy
Tonight on HalfDrunk, Chris and I are exploring the world of inappropriate humor, the merits of non-alcoholic whiskey, and the fact that just today America turned into Stalin’s Russia!
Come along with us as we try to figure out exactly how stupid things can get!
Here on the Half Drunk Podcast!
HalfDrunk Podcast – Episode 6 Illegal Immigrants from Beyond the Grave
This week Chris and I have some serious issues to sort out. Most of them stem from the fact that he’s drunk and I’m drinking something called Nero Sonic, which I thought was a vitamin water, but turns out to be Tang mixed with meth.
So, tune in for what could possibly be our worst podcast ever, or best, depending on how you swing at things.
Also, follow us on twitter: @MABrotherton and @Yeti_Detective, and you can win the prize of seeing our increased hilarity. You love the funny, don’t you.
PS: We’re not afraid to beg you to tell your friends to listen, because we want you to all know how horrible we are as human beings.
HalfDrunk Podcast Episode 5 – Gravity is Man’s Greatest Enemy
Today on Half Drunk Podcast Chris and I get angry over everything from tribal mentality to buying Chinese Slavery produced electronics. We also talk about a few current events like the OWS guys filing a restraining order against the city of New York and how big an asshole Frank Miller can be when he gets drunk and watches Fox News.
Stick around and enjoy the zaniness because we’re just getting warmed up.
This isn’t your Mom’s podcast, it’s Half Drunk Podcast.
Half Drunken Podcast – Episode 4 – Slutty Virgin Mary
Against the better judgement of the internet, Chris and I are at it again, podcasting live from our secret base in Kansas City. On today’s episode we talk about a wide variety of topics from the first successes of the Occupy Wall Street Movement to NaNoWriMo.
We also solve the National Debt crisis and complain about teacher’s making too much money… or do we.
Check it out and let us know how awesome we are, or aren’t, your call.
Taco Tuesday: The Podcast – Episode 3: We are not funny. Or Informative.
Taco Tuesday: The Podcast
Episode 3: We are not funny. Or Informative
Another Tuesday has come and gone and another Podcast is now live.
We talk about a variety of social and cultural things ranging from videos of Goatse to good old American Values.
Enjoy,
Matt & Chris
PS: Comment below and let us know what you think, or we’ll keep doing this.
Chris & Matt’s Poorly Planned Podcast – Episode 2 – Sixteen Year Olds with Webcams
This week we spent a little more time actually putting together the podcasting goodness for you, but we’re still learning about things like “professionalism” and “decorum.”
I hope you enjoy our wackiness. If not, you can blame @Yeti_Detective, loudly and with violence.
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