I recently came across an argument on Facebook in which a troll was trying to tell a bunch of boffer jocks that “Boffer isn’t a sport because it doesn’t have points or uniforms.”
Despite those two statements being fairly untrue, it’s basis was flawed from the beginning because clearly that isn’t how you define a sport.
So, I looked up the definition:
Noun: An activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others.
Verb: Wear or display: "sporting a mustache".
Synonyms: noun. fun – game – play – amusement
verb. play – frolic
I can tell you 2 things for sure about Boffer fighting:
- There is more rivalry than a profession dick swinging competition.
- If you are not physically exhausted by the end of the day you are either Eldaraenth’s resident one man army, Logan, or you hid in the dmaned bushes and watched me get beat up… a lot.
Basically, What I’m saying here is it’s a sport. A Damn good one.
Also, one day I will stand on a pile of my fallen enemies during a lightning storm a scream one word into the sky.