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2012 – 100 Drawing Challenge 079 – Starvation

MmmPizzaOkay, so with a prompt like “Starvation” I should have probably drawn something that wasn’t me being a giant fatty, eating pizza and drinking flavored corn syrup, but… I like to think that my art imitates my life.

 

I mean, obviously everything I draw is pretty true, like getting into an argument with my mirror, or when I clarinetist away an army of penguin ganstas with some smooth jazz, or even that time I donned my robe and wizard’s hat. (If you don’t get that joke your life is probably incomplete. BLOODNINJA!")

 

So here it is, despite the fact that I keep telling myself I need to shed the extra pounds before I break more furniture, and do eat mostly healthy home cooked meals and drink only water and tea 6/7 days of the week, every Tuesday Night I find myself drinking a Dr. Pepper and mowing down some of the tastiest but most fat inducing foods I can find in Kansas City.

 

Oh well, it’s all in the name of….

 

Well, it’s vital to the propagation of the salt-water crocodiles or something, and since that’s written on the internet, you know it is 100% true.

 

 

PS: Aren’t you proud at how I avoided making self-depredating jokes about binge eating to end the constant pain of being starved for affection? Me too. Take that, Emo Kid!

Published by M.A. Brotherton

M.A. Brotherton is a writer, blogger, artist, and fat-kid from the suburbs of Kansas City, Missouri. He’s tasted a little bit of everything the Midwest has to offer, ranging from meth-tweaking rednecks in massive underground cave complexes to those legendary amber waves of grain. When he’s not writing, he spends most of his time screwing around on the internet.

4 thoughts on “2012 – 100 Drawing Challenge 079 – Starvation”

  1. Inkytwig says:

    One thing. WHERE ARE THE MUSHROOOMS, MAN? (*please use the voice of the Dude here)

    1. M.A. Brotherton says:

      Up until we were told by the waitress this week that we were bad at pizza, it has always been ordered as Half Pepperoni/half pineapple.

      That is the way of it.

  2. Lady *S* of Glitter says:

    I would like to think that if your doodles emulate REAL LIFE . . . .that you have legs. Please say you do . . . olr I’m weirded out entirely by some of your foam sword activities.

    1. M.A. Brotherton says:

      Well, being roughly 60% jiggly puff, my legs are complete detachable, and I often remove them to make more room for pizza, chicken wings, and tacos.

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