1 – Your plumber is not actually Mario, no matter what his name is.
2- Mario wasn’t a real doctor, he just played Doctor with Peach.
3-Even if he was a real doctor, he hasn’t practiced medicine in over 20 years.
Besides, I have a rule never to take a pill that has the same colors as the Swedish Flag.”
I should probably point out that as a person who is extremely familiar with the benefits and side effects of various pills, you should never take one as big as pictured here. That is clearly a suppository, and we all know to avoid those, right kids?