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#DailyDoodle – 100 Creatures 46 – Clurichaun

You might be asking yourself, “WTF is a Clurichaun?” Well, I did a little bit of research (which means I skimmed through the wikipedia page), and found out that they are the drunken, jerk-face cousins of Leprachuans. Apparently, they get trashed and ride dogs or sheep. Then they get surly, start fights and parade around town like douche-bags.

 

SO! The mascot for St Patrick’s Day in the United States shouldn’t be a leprachuan, or even a blood-covered Catholic saint.

 

It should be a Clurichaun… a little drunken, dog-riding bastard looking for a fight.

 

Published by M.A. Brotherton

M.A. Brotherton is a writer, blogger, artist, and fat-kid from the suburbs of Kansas City, Missouri. He’s tasted a little bit of everything the Midwest has to offer, ranging from meth-tweaking rednecks in massive underground cave complexes to those legendary amber waves of grain. When he’s not writing, he spends most of his time screwing around on the internet.