You might be asking yourself, “WTF is a Clurichaun?” Well, I did a little bit of research (which means I skimmed through the wikipedia page), and found out that they are the drunken, jerk-face cousins of Leprachuans. Apparently, they get trashed and ride dogs or sheep. Then they get surly, start fights and parade around town like douche-bags.
SO! The mascot for St Patrick’s Day in the United States shouldn’t be a leprachuan, or even a blood-covered Catholic saint.
It should be a Clurichaun… a little drunken, dog-riding bastard looking for a fight.